“That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second.”
- read that, again.  (via swanspirate)

(Source: angiellehcim)

thrithwig:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out
  • salazar: hey everyone just wanted your opinion on something
  • helga: shoot
  • salazar: okay what if we get giant versions of our house symbols
  • rowena: what
  • salazar: like godric would have a giant lion chilling out somewhere and rowena would have a big canary
  • rowena: its an eagle
  • salazar: okay whatever
  • godric: i dont think uh
  • salazar: it cant be too hard to find a huge badger
  • godric: okay dude no this is ridiculous absolutely no giant house symbols
  • salazar: oh um okay because i kind of uh
  • helga:
  • rowena:
  • godric:
  • salazar:
  • helga: what did you do
  • salazar: NOTHING
godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

liouis:

puberty is so fucked up girls shed their inner organs and boys get to have orgasms in their sleep

(Source: spankingkink)

cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

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