Bug Bears- ItsWayPastMyBedTime
We are all Josh Hutcherson
The HunTer Games and Catching fireS tho
So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.
i was quite young when “hey ya” came out and i didn’t know that “caddy” was slang for “cadillac” so i thought that the line in the song was “don’t want to meet your daddy, just want you as my caddy” and i remember thinking, okay, he doesn’t want to commit to this girl. he’s just looking for a golfing buddy. fair enough.
Things that don’t exist
The pineapple/owl though
THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT
Looks like he splinched himself, apparition is serious business…
can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.
what the fuck does he want now
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.